Another NEW MOON parody.
This time, a pun on Pinoy champion boxer Manny Pacquiao’s infamous dialogue from a VitaminWater endorsement which goes, “NOW YOU KNOW.”
Another NEW MOON parody.
This time, a pun on Pinoy champion boxer Manny Pacquiao’s infamous dialogue from a VitaminWater endorsement which goes, “NOW YOU KNOW.”
suprafrakkinGINORMOUSzOMG!
What makes me weird as hell is that
I can be a MICHAEL JACKSON connoisseur,
and at the same time be in love with
all things TRUE BLOOD (ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD! ERIC-SOOKIE!)
and some aspects of GLEE (MARK SALLING! PUCK-KURT!)
Welcome to the fantardstic crazy-ass-mess that is my galvanized stream of consciousness ¦¬)
Dip into my chaotic thoughts and shambolic non-life at your own risk.
Nearly neurotic. Perhaps psychotic.
I'm totally [sic]k 'n ree-dick!
Sometimes stoic | Erstwhile eccentric | Always schizophrenic.
Part-badass mofo.
Part-dehumanized quasi-asexual weirdo.
Skeptic individualist at large.
Agnostic pessimist at best.
Anarchic nihilist at worst.
Polytheistic POPCULTURE addict.
PopCulture is my religion | The TV is my shepherd.
Movies-Music-Sports are my trinity.
Comicbooks, Paperback novels, RottenTomatoes, Wikipedia, and TEDtalks are my gospels.
TECHnophilic GAMERgurl at large.
BruteforcePROGRAMMER at best.
DOWNLOADaholic greyhatHACKER at worst.
Xtreme sports & Automotive FREAK.
Adrenaline & Knowledge JUNKIE.
ComicbookNERDtastic.
SCI-FIdweebtastic.
My music palate = ECLECTIC.
LinkinParkFANATIC | RhymingFRENETIC.
I'm the bastard offspring of Rock & HipHop.
Rap is my poetry | Rock is my lullaby.
Sarcastic love-cynic at large.
Angsty emotastic at best.
Saccharine cheeze-a-holic at worst.
NBSB, NKSB, NSSB.
I made it past twenty.
Never to marry, never will get preggy.
What can change my vow of celibacy?
Gimme a FERRARI or a HUMVEE ;)
But when I was a lot younger,
I wanted to marry Darth Vader.
Gambit, Oliver Queen, Spock, and Eric Northman are my fictional boytoys.
Seth Cohen, Sheldon Cooper, Kyle XY, Hiro Nakamura, Chuck Bartowski, Charlie Eppes, Tommy Solomon, and Jake Foley are my ideal fauxgeekery boyfriends.
Veronica Mars, Hermione Granger, Abby Sciuto, Chloe Sullivan, Penelope Garcia, and Astrid Farnsworth are my ideal fauxgeekery girlfriends.
Batman, Superman, Green Arrow, Peter Petrelli, and Sylar are my superheroism GODs.
Riddler, Joker, Bane, Darkseid, Lex Luthor, and T-Bag are my supervillainy GODs.
Frank Miller, Jeph Loeb, Steve Ditko, Will Eisner, Alan Moore, are my graphicnovel GODs.
Asimov, Clarke, Kubrick, and Roddenberry are my sci-fi GODs.
Einstein, Tesla, Turing are my science GODs.
Nietzsche, Freud, Déscartes, Hegel, Kant, Sartre are my philosophy GODs.
Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, Ted Nelson, and Ada Lovelace are my tech GODs.
Van Gogh, Andy Warhol, and Leon Jones are my visual art GODs.
Steve Joplin, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, Chopin, and Vivaldi are my classic piano GODs.
Rod Temperton, Greg Phillinganes, Steve Porcaro, David Foster, Stevie Wonder, and Alicia Keys are my modern-day keyboard DEITIES.
Les Paul, Eddie Van Halen, Neil Young, Carlos Santana, and Slash are my guitar HEROES.
John Bonham, Jeff Porcaro, Paulinho Da Costa, and Steven Adler are my percussion GODs.
Mike Porcaro, Steve Lukather, and Willie Weeks are my bassist IDOLs.
Jay-Z, Mike Shinoda, David Bowie, Trent Reznor, and Chris Daughtry are my living music GODs.
Kurt Cobain, Freddie Mercury, Tupac Shakur, and Michael Jackson are my fallen GODs.
Michael Jordan, Michael Schumacher, Ronaldinho, Zinedine Zidane, are my immortal sports GODs.
Cristiano Ronaldo, LeBron James, Fernando Alonso, and Roger Federer are my fledgling sports GODs.
Hypoglycemic | Never anorexic.
CHOCOholic | SHRIMP addict.
Certified FOODIE who sickeningly has to stay largely organic.
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